CV'S, BIRTHDAYS, HOLIDAYS AND BEAUTS

The Boss and I are currently interviewing for new sales people which couldn’t more of a lus. Going through piles of CVs is as entertaining as playing hide and seek in a room with one box.

I don’t know why people can’t be more creative with their CV’s.

Skills
Results driven: Will laugh at all your jokes.
Shows initiative: Will tell you look pretty all day long.
Problem solving: Will share my lunch with you.
Excellent communication skills: Refuse to use any boring corporate phrases such as ‘going forward’ or ‘thinking outside the box’.
Time Management: Very keen to knock off on a Friday by 2 if not already at a boozy lunch.

The Boss is quite keen on a teenage gymnast that sent her CV through and I’m quite keen on a twenty five year old boy who has a voice that can only be matched to the face of an angel and a six pack. Calling a compromise we settled on a woman who seemed to know her selling stuff.

One boring interview later we sat down to reminisce about an interview which had a similar effect to rohypnol.

Me: So?
Boss: Not a chance. She didn’t blink once.
Me: I didn’t know blinking was a criteria.
Boss: I can’t trust someone who sits for an hour and doesn’t blink.
Me: She was a little scary I guess.
Boss: She would make vampires drink their own blood.

And so the fun continues…

In Other News: I will only be back on Monday. Tomorrow which is the 28th of May (FYI) which incidentally is the same day in 1992 when America held their 65th National Spelling Bee. Definitely counts as a holiday for Baglett. And on Friday it will be LaToya Jackson’s birthday which naturally deserves some celebrating. So I will be off to an undisclosed destination for a couple of days to do some serious historical and birthday drinking. Can’t tell you where my chosen place is since there are people who read Baglett who I want to surprise, so all will be revealed on Monday.

In More News: I think my maid is striking.