Apologies for removing the last post. Apparently the wife of the man featured in the photo has no idea her hubby drinks and is under the impression that she married a mormon. Bless.
So after a sneaky sneaky trip to Cape Town I was punished with flu which I’m convinced was of the swine variety. I got back on Monday and woke up this morning. The past few days have been a blur of tissues and medication. I managed to find a doctor in Jo’burg close enough to my house to keep driving at a minimum. She turned out to be one of those holistic doctors. Well that was a bad idea. I got given some tablets which had birdies all over the label and were proven to reduce pain and fever the ‘natural’ way. There was nothing natural about the pain and fever I was experiencing in the first place so no little birdy-shaped tablets made from flowers and weeds were going to cure me. I would rather she put me down. Holistically.
And now it is the weekend and lucky for me, I feel much better after taking my very unnatural antibiotics which are clearly so strong I have to take four other tablets to counteract the unnatural effects they may have on me. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
To all those going to the Wacky Wine festival this weekend – I’m jealous but have decided to have my very own wine festival in my living room. It won’t be the same but I plan to get hammered nonetheless.
Happy Friday!
1 comments:
Don't worry about the festival...at least you will be dry, warm and indoors drinking as opposed to wet, cold and drinking mud. Let's see...
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